Can you finish this statement....?

Because two flowers mushing together sometimes can be real "schmexy"...but let's face it...it's hard to get that real "eyes rolling up in back of the head, and back arched into a giant "C" without us...and we can lift heavy things, and reach the top shelf of the kitchen cupboard, and hold you in our strong arms and make everything better, and fight off the lions, tigers, bears, and muggers of the world...and because you love us...Aw! Aren't I a sweetie?!? Doop!