Spiritually speaking; would Michael Cera find it romantic if...?

I sailed across Lake Erie on a raft made of pine branches just to profess my undying love for him? What if I bathed myself in Canadian maple syrup, first? Would he be willing to then ride away into the dusk on a moose? Would he dress up as a Mountie if I asked him? If needed, I could dress up as...erm...Avril Lavigne.